Back in action today on the blog to tell y’all a bit about what’s been going down in the Rat Trap the last couple of weeks. It’s Dead Week here, and that means stress levels are high, junk food is being consumed, and finals are about to hit us all like a bus.
The rain has stopped for a bit in SLO, and it has been beautiful. And warm. And hot. Temperatures are getting up into the eighties, and it’s both been wonderful and awful. Three months in Europe plus three months of rain in California has made me a wimp in the heat. I’ll adjust, of course, but I’ve been sweating a lot and it’s not the best feeling. But ya know, we are supposed to get some rain next week, right in time for the most stressful week of the quarter. Great! I mean, it could be worse. It could be blizzarding like it is in New England.
My roommates and I have discovered California Fresh Market, which is the closest grocery store, other than the Whole Foods-esque one which I don’t want to spend my money at. They have a salad bar, soups, and chicken wings, along with a bunch of orderable food. I would be lying if I said I haven’t been going there once a week to get a salad. Trying to eat healthy, ya feel? Especially since I’ve gone through two rounds of Girl Scout cookies. They also have baby pies and Halo Top ice cream (which has a lot less calories than Ben & Jerry’s, though I still think Ben & Jerry’s is superior), which was perfect for my solo pie day festivities. The market has been a bit of a savior for us in the last few weeks.
Why, you ask?
Well, because we have carpet beetles!!
Yup, those fun little guys have taken refuge in our apartment (along with a couple of others in our complex) and have us itching and cleaning and worrying–perfect for this time of the year. They don’t bite, which is good, but they shed little hairs that cause irritation and itching. I feel like I’ve got them all over my body. And I spent $15+ dollars at the laundromat to clean everything I own, and it was so rough. It is rough.
So this my step-by-step process of how to get rid of carpet beetles:
- Get text while at work that we have carpet beetles.
- Go home to find everything you and your roommates own is in trashbags in the living room.
- Put flea killer all over the floor (room by room, not all at once).
- Wait 30 minutes.
- Vacuum and pray it worked.
- Go to the laundromat with all your clothes, sheets, and blankets. If it’s machine washable, it goes.
- Get $5 worth of quarters out (in addition to the once you already have).
- Run out of quarters because you need two machines and they both cost $5.50 a load.
- Get more quarters.
- Internally scream that this is happening to you right before Dead Week.
- Get a slurpee and a snack at 7/11.
- Put everything into two dryers.
- Get more quarters.
- Wait and eat aforementioned snacks.
- Get stuff from the dryer when it’s done.
- It’s not dry yet, so you have to get more quarters.
- Wait and eat some more.
- FINALLY, things are ready, and you can go home.
- Try not to cry because everything is still in your living room.
- Make your bed.
- Keep everything off the floor.
- Treat the carpet in the hallway and living room.
- Drink a glass of wine.
- Have a nice, deep talk with your roommates.
- Go to bed.
- Find a beetle in the windowsill in the morning.
- Set traps.
- More or less repeat steps 4 and 26-30 until exterminators come.
- They assess, and then tell you they will come back soon. They’ll let you know when, but there is no set date.
- Wait to hear from exterminators and start to not be afraid of the ground (for 3 days)
- Get text while in class that one of your roommates found a carpet beetle on her pillow.
- Panic. Because you still don’t know when the exterminators are coming.
Aaaaaaand that’s where we are at the moment. Having to deal with this and studying for finals is a less-than-ideal situation. None of us want to deal with it, but it’s not like we can leave it be. I just hope this can all be resolved by the time we leave for spring break.
This quarter has both been the shortest and the longest of my life. I have been home for about as long as I was abroad, and it feels like another lifetime away. At the same time, I feel like I just got back a few weeks ago. Time is a funny thing.
Looks like I’ll just have to focus on how awesome the sky has been looking the last few nights. We’ve got a pretty good view of the sunset from the Rat Trap, so that’s a plus. Does it balance out the carpet beetles, though? I’ll have to get back to you on that one. Stay tuned. Go listen to Ed Sheeran’s new album while I’m gone. It’s amazing.
I’ve got a super long post coming at you in the next couple of days. Don’t worry, it’s just a writing piece I wrote for my fiction class–the only class I’ve ever been sad to leave on the last day.
Catch ya on the flip side. It’s been real, Winter Quarter.